Tomorrow, and only tomorrow...August 13...I am having a sale. It's a sale to celebrate left-handers!!! Tomorrow is National Left-Handers Day.
And being a lefty I have to. So visit my shop and receive 50% off! Excluding current sale items. Just put a note in the 'notes to seller' when you check out, 'LEFTY.' Any purchase made between 12:01 am August 13 to 11:59 pm August 13 will get 50% refunded back through Paypal.
And it's 50% off for the five fingers on your LEFT hand. A type of 5-finger discount, hee hee.